There are several ways to make a knitter happy… many of them involve stash enhancement. This one does not.
Here’s what you do:
Have a baby. The knitter will knit something for the baby.
Several months later, dress the baby up in said item and bring him to the staff Holiday Party.
Let the knitter take pictures and post them to her blog. She will be happy. She will be very happy to see her handwork being put to good use.
See how simple?